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What You Say vs. What Toddlers Hear: 10 Examples



Toddlers hear what they want to hear.

What You Say vs. What Toddlers Hear: 10 Examples

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Get. This. Book.

Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children's Book For Adults Who Aren't Getting Any 

Cockblocking by children is a serious condition that affects millions of parents around the world. 


Excerpt:

The stars are out, it’s dark outside. 
I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes. 

Stay warm in your bed, on our door do not knock. 
Because nobody likes a cockblock.

The train’s leaving the station, it’s about to go down. 
My ticket is stamped for a trip to Pound Town. 

Your job is to sleep like the heaviest rock. 
Because nobody likes a cockblock. 

I love mommy so much. She’s my favorite cutie. 
Tonight I would like a piece of that bootie. 

Don’t ask for milk or help with your sock, 
because nobody likes a cockblock. 
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.



Release date (no pun intended): April 5th 

Screw looking for a last minute Mother's Day or Father's Day present. 

3 comments:

  1. Literally lol. So very very true.

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  2. It's amazing how they all interpret our words the same

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  3. Haha this is incredibly accurate!

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