8 Hilarious Parenting Tweets: Volume I

It's like comedy night, every night.

1. Trick or Treat! I'll need a mini Snickers bar and all the change in your purse, please. 

2. Say goodbye to that shoe forever. It belongs to the Earth now. 

3. True that. 

4. It's called cardio. 

5. There's always that one cart. Take your trash, people. 

6. You're guaranteed to get a flesh wound, too. 

7. Especially chewing.  

8. Heated with love. 

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